A bunch of dumbdumbs, with dumbdumb ideologies, dumbdumb meanings, and dumbdumb personalities. If the plane craches, its their fault
by ngjerseth November 4, 2020

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023

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by LOLITSALEEX September 24, 2017

The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.
You hear the boss is gone today?
Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.
Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.
by DanagerDamager December 20, 2021

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021

A person so skilled in the mastery of giving head, that they are now paid handsomely to assist others in the art.
That Annie is a born phenom on the D-stick, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.
I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.
by Scroody October 28, 2021

The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my items into the bag, despite my saying "no, thanks" as I paid the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," said his mouth, as his eyes told me to stop blocking the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
