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Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."
Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!
by lazlo silverman August 4, 2005
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Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.
Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad
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Tina Turner

To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.
"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."
by L A.:A.:L January 30, 2014
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Brad Turner

Brad Turner is the person you meet in your darkest hour. He makes you smile like its the easiest thing in the world. If you're lucky to be in a relationship with Brad, he'll make you feel like the most beautiful thing in the world.
Brad has many great attributes and talents.
He has great hair, and the most mesmerizing eyes, he plays guitar like a WIZARD and is unusually good at drinking and playing at the same time.
Brad will always take time to say he loves you and is thinking about you when he's far away. Brad will take care of you like you're his prize possession, often times offering to buy you things that you know you don't really need.

But Brad is different than other guys. He deserves more than what he gets and is a diamond that many people pass up. If you ever find a Brad, don't let him slip away.
Brad has the most beautiful mind and is deeper than you could ever know, he's something worth waiting for.
#1 Hey, is that Brad Turner?
#2 Yeah, I wonder if he'll shred guitar for us
#1 Who cares, I've already named our children
by Captkitteh July 16, 2016
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Ttrapp Turner

A man who is always ambitious and who will go extra miles to achieve his aim.
A wise and intelligent young fela who feels everything he does is right.
Traveler
A man who has a troubled keeping up with girls though he’s very fun and loving and lovely around them.
A man of all Woman’s choice
He’s a Ttrapp Turner
He appears cool but he isn’t ttrapped turner
by Des Turner May 28, 2021
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ike turnered

I ike turnered him last week.
by manoraschuster August 12, 2023
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Lucy turner

Most beautiful girl ever and is loved so much and deserves the world. She is so lovely cute adorable and pretty
by Lucy turner February 14, 2020
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