Shed Group

When a group of people hook up in a shed outside of a house, usually at a party or just for fun. The group consists of four or more people, usually good friends who don't mind performing sexual activities in the presence of their close friends. The next day these people are called the "shed group"

Omg did you hear so and so hooked up last night? In a shed... whatta shed group.

by Geeeeensieboooooo November 13, 2011

Tool Shed

A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.

J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.

by mojothedog September 5, 2013

two sheds

You are a 'two sheds' if you always one up yourself, brag or show off when an opportunity arises.

Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.

by Holly June 18, 2018

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005

Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

by Meg Roan November 1, 2007

tool shed

jizz mop

yo dat jizz mop is a tool shed

by west side December 27, 2003

tül shed

1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

by gar4ett December 14, 2008