The Jonah Shot is a large serving of alcohol equivalent to at least 5 shots of hard liquor in a glass. It is cheered and then drank all at once. It was created in the city of Abu Dhabi in the year 2017. It is meant only for those with strong alcohol tolerance.
by Rhexysexy June 24, 2019

Jewish-American actor, recently famous for roles in Apatow pictures like the "Knocked Up" and "Forgetting Sarah" Marshall. He also played the lead role as "Seth" in the 2007 comedy hit "Superbad"
by atax May 4, 2008

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level
They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.
They also smell slightly dodgy.
They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.
They also smell slightly dodgy.
by Coolio019958 October 31, 2010

Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
by skytar December 5, 2017

Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat
by Jonah123456 October 7, 2011
