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Jonah’s pants

Got something big in Jonah’s pants wonder what it is ;)
Wow he got a Jonah’s pants
by Jonahsexgod January 21, 2021
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jonah hill

Jewish-American actor, recently famous for roles in Apatow pictures like the "Knocked Up" and "Forgetting Sarah" Marshall. He also played the lead role as "Seth" in the 2007 comedy hit "Superbad"
Jonah Hill as Seth in "Superbad": I wash and dry! I'm like a single mother.
by atax May 4, 2008
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Jonah Bennett

A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.
"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"
by ArabDick January 26, 2019
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Jonah Christian

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick
by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018
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Jonah Allan

A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level

They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.

They also smell slightly dodgy.
Oh god, you're such a Jonah Allan!
by Coolio019958 October 31, 2010
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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Jonah the Lesbian

She's a gay persona of John
Hey Jonah The Lesbian, your hairis shit
by the true sans undertale December 6, 2018
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