by Mark Wilson Jr February 17, 2009
A no wipe poopie describes a situation in which a person takes a massive shit, yet the anus leaves nothing on the toilet paper after wiping.
by cunt muscle July 26, 2006
by Sascha Dinkelmann November 26, 2005
Much loved leader of the notorious Dirty Butt Tribe; more commonly referred to by his complete and official regalities, Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. As a tribute to the Chief, his name is often used as an euphemism for someone carrying a foul and lingering stench, typical of a person who failed to wipe their nether regions properly after a poo.
by Carl Blumpkin June 22, 2006
When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."
by creedmoor October 20, 2009
Although it can be for checking the outcome of possible sharting experience, most frequently it is when you desparately seek the nearest bathroom solely to wipe your ass due to a greasy bunghole feeling. Often an emergency wipe is needed in hot/humid conditions and/or not wiping well after one's last shit, as skid marks will frequently be evident on one's underwear or toliet paper. Due to this action being one of those "unmentionables" common to mankind, there are code words for an emergency wipe that include "E.W.", "Edward William", "Prince Eddie," & "Eduardo Guillermo" (for Spanish speakers)
Hey man, sorry about the interruption, I had to go see 'Edward William' (code that I just took an emergency wipe). Did the waitress come by yet?
by Perv Johnson October 09, 2010
by Monkdunker August 26, 2003