local intelligenti

Local intelligenti are the people visibly hanging out in the neighborhood: people on their porches watching the street, gang of kids hanging out on the corner, etc

Took the wrong exit off the highway, asked the local intelligenti how to get back to 95.

by Patvl June 5, 2018

Local slit

An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;

Local Slit is another derogatory word to describe the local "talent" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, in a certain locale when referring to a town, area or place.

Hey bro, did you want to come out to that party in Corio tonight and check out the local slit?

or

"How'd you go last night mate, any luck?" "Fuck yeah mate, got me some of that local slit last night"

by Butch23 February 22, 2022

Union Local

A school district in the Morristown, Ohio with a bunch of dirt bike riding, pussy boy, cow fuckers

Hey Scotty, did you see that kid from Union Local fucking that cow earlier?

by Big Z2495 October 21, 2018

Internet Local

Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".

Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”

by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019

local jawn

A bitch who has been absolutely ran through and passed around. Everyone locally knows that they are down for anyone.

“Bro what are you doing”
“Talking to Ashley”
“BRO THATS THE LOCAL JAWN U NEEDA STOP”

by $@nk¥ November 20, 2020

local booth

The place at which is visited many times to where a person is known locally, hence the local booth

Yeah so the other day i was actin a fool up in the local booth because some new guy stepped to me

by D the Sneak June 30, 2008

local hater

the exact opposite of locally hated except it's just making fun of the people who get made fun of *locally*

P1: Dude did you see that guy with the "locally hated" sticker?

P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.

by jessica worstershire October 24, 2019