knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

Knee gore

A play on words. Sounds like you are saying "nigger" with an accent

White guy: What's up my knee gore?
Black guy: hey motherfucker im gonna whoop your ass
White guy: don't worry, i said "knee" gore

by niggersaregaynegroes February 13, 2019

knee pit

(noun) The southern cousin of the armpit which lacks both elongated hair and a vile musk; this pit requires little to no maintenance.

My knee pit is chafing me.

He would often bring his knee up to his chest and fold his leg in while vivaciously fingering his knee pit.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

flying knee

The greatest act of ninja violence known to man. The flying knee has no conceivable defense. Usually one "pulls" a flying knee.

Curious George: "Hey guys! Can I play?!"
Pete: (Pulls a flying knee)
Curious George: "OOOFFFF!"
Dan: "Classig!"

by knobo January 2, 2008

French Knees

A Winnipeg specific term that means ticklish or sensitive knees.

You don't like your knees touched? You must have french knees.

by WinnipegerExpat May 11, 2021

knee rubbing

The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.

Guy 1: dude! Stop knee rubbing me!

Guy 2: bro, I'm only trying to massage your dick. C'mon

by Drakeisacumguzzler July 13, 2016

knee hair

A single strand of hair that is on someone's knee.

John:That's a cool knee hair that you have got their
Paul: Thanks, I'm really proud of it

by MG8675 June 10, 2017