dickhead Toronto

n. A man who spends too much time in the men's room at any private party or social function.

Person 1: "I've been waiting outside of this wash closet for ten minutes. What's the big idea!"

Person 2: "I don't know, but if this dickhead Toronto doesn't get a move on, I'm gonna piss myself!"

alt. v. to dickhead Toronto

by sporkonator October 8, 2010

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dickhead

The sensitive helmet shaped tip of the male genitalia. The head of the dick.

He got his dickhead stuck in his zipper.

by pileup August 31, 2009

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Dickhead Excuse

Dickhead Excuse

When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.

Genius:”Something extremely interesting”
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it

by Agathor0303 June 20, 2023

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whey dickhead

something shouted usually to embarrass strangers (or friends) after you've owned them in an argument or they've slipped, tripped or fallen!

*someone falls over* "awww whey dickhead"

by the mighty jerome 4wd March 23, 2010

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Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.

"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."

by TheAirman1986 November 5, 2021

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