A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019
Get the Dominican Cable Guymug. by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
Get the Laying a cablemug. Typically a man/ he/him
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
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