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coffee worshipper 

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.
That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat

dirt worshipper 

a racial slur towards native americans because they worship nature life.
Dale(native american) is a dirt worshipper and sun god worshipper.
dirt worshipper by Edgar Corral January 20, 2008

Worshington 

A Midwest corn packer term used to say Washington.
I want to go out to Seattle Worshington to see my son next summer.
Worshington by T.J. Dubz August 18, 2011

St. Mattress worshipper 

adj.
A person who sleeps in on Sunday morning, especially if they do so to skip church.
Jamie is a total St. Mattress worshipper.

Shrek worshipper 

Shrek fans who worship the mighty ogre lord
Shrek worshipper: Shrek isn't funny. Shrek needs to be taken seriously.
Shrek worshipper by frabrizio March 1, 2017

Derisian Worshipers 

A cult in the United Kingdom and the United States that was founded in 1993 by James Everson aka Derisia the Magma Prince. They worship Derisia and make pilgrimages to Iceland to visit Hekla volcano where Derisia originated from. Derisia allegedly rose from the magma and defeated the Ice Folkers, then began preaching his religion across the world. They attempted a coup in Iceland in 2017 using only gems that they believed instilled Derisia's wrath upon any who would resist him. They also began an unaccompanied expedition across the Sahara Desert in 2003 but were forced to turn back once they ran out of food.
I can't believe that the Derisian worshipers know the only way to Magma Heaven.