Wordled

To be stumped when an answer seems within your grasp

I thought I knew the answer but I got wordled.

by FenderBlender2 August 14, 2022

ride woodies

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)

morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt

by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009

ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015

Four wording

When your partner kisses and pays special attention to your neck and collar bone while making out

Partner 1: Are you ready for some four wording?
Partner 2: Yes sirrrrr

by Pixiestick518 October 20, 2019

Keyboard-worrier

A paranoid tech savvy hypochondriac who posts toxic Ill informed rants online.

Look at this fake news doomsday shitpost.
Another bloody Keyboard-worrier!

by Just the flu March 25, 2020

Pro-Wordler

Someone whom has dedicated their lives to playing the online game Wordle, and have honed their skill of the game to a beyond-techie, Olympic level. This involves religiously completing the “daily Wordle” in multiple languages, including French, Russian, and Latin. Very few people are able to reach such a standard, and are usually only the most linguistically superior of their ilk.

Me: Hey HILLOSMS, what do you wanna be when you’re older?
HILLOSMS: A pro-Wordler. It’s the only occupation out there that suits my intellectual ability.

by STILLOSMS_WANNABE February 11, 2022

full combat woodie

an extremely hard penis

Unit: Damn, T you see that girl?

Me: Oh hell yeah, gave me a full combat woodie

by Tee Bone January 1, 2009