fire the laser

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

by laser man December 07, 2009

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Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

by Lord Fartquadd July 09, 2022

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Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

by HeilRapJesus69 September 09, 2010

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tx3 laser turbo

I very beasty 4cyl Turbo vechile created in the mid 1980s to mid 1990s from the Mazda B6T engine and onwards to the BPT found in the similar production, 323/Familia.

Made in FWD and 4WD models, the TX3 (and 323/Familia) were the "WRX" of their time, triumphing in various rally's and races.

It's sleek look and outrageous power provides an excellence in a sleeper category, leaving many other similar cars left behind.

Wayne Kerr was upset as he was beaten by that pimped TX3 Laser Turbo.

by _NeMeSiS_ August 31, 2005

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Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

by Hellpablo June 16, 2020

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