Windows ME

The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies.

Arguably the worst operating system ever

SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit

my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"

by FML2009 January 25, 2010

Windows Time

An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?

by Kalisiin January 7, 2011

Windows Phone Addict

Someone who is owns a windows phone and spends hours looking at applications and downloads multiple stuff for no reason.

Also is someone who constantly changes the desktop layout by removing all the tiles and reputing everything together.

Gay Guy 1: You changed how the layout is AGAIN?!
Gay Guy 2 who owns a windows phone: Yeah, i felt the need to change it...
Gay Guy 3: Not again... I'm pretty sure you're a windows phone addict...

by Mike Razaa April 15, 2013

Windows Longhorn

A lost Windows OS that is actually pretty good. It eventually got replaced by Vista.

Dude, have you seen the Windows Longhorn presentation yet?
Yeah! It looks great!

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 30, 2017

Windows 10

An operating system that likes to annoy you a lot on other Windows operating systems. It also has a new version of Internet Explorer called Microsoft Edge.

Windows 10 Popup: Your PC is ready for your free upgrade.
Basically everyone: Fuck off!.

by Slav Hardbass May 29, 2018

Windows 11

Heaven and cancer packed in one cock

Some guy: Hey I just upgraded to Windows 11!
Another guy: You mean downgraded?

Basically every Windows 10 user.

by bitchoker December 20, 2022

Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008