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Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.
"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"
by nubcake October 16, 2006
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Winding

Winding is a dance craze that is basically Newark theme dance. (NOT New York, NEWARK). It involves putting your "Bad" hand, (a.k.a., im a lefty, so my bad hand is my right) behind your back, on your hip, on your chest, or on your stomach. Many people agree that Winding is actually a form of Krumping}. When you wind, or "Kake", as it is called when a boy and girl face off, your hips move in a smooth, un-rigid motion. In 2006, white, female singer, Gwen Stefani, released the song "Wind It Up". Even though a California girl should be rapping about Krumping, the song is now a theme song.
Yo, did you see that bitch and her boy Kaking?

Hey, do you want to start NJing at Nicole's party?

I can Wind better than you!

Jordan started Winding!
by Valeviktorio December 17, 2006
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Wanking

What you do late at night
Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking
by Firing looper August 10, 2014
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extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003
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Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom
A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"
by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009
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Bi-winning

Winning here, winning there.

A phrase frequently used by the total freakin' rockstar from Mars, Charlie Sheen.
Interviewer: Are you bipolar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-winning. Winning here, winning there, winning everywhere.
by Rockstar from Mars March 25, 2011
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wanking

British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".
My girlfriend's name is M.C. Menses and her flow be fresh, so I'm wanking ALL day
by Alex Almendrades January 18, 2005
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