Fingering the Cat

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011

Wineing

A Caribbean word for dance, more a dance usually done by women kind of like grinding. Like grinding.

1: whoa, do you see her wineing down on Phillipe?!
2: yeah, she can really shake her ting

by Eommajin August 1, 2016

fingering

when a GUY puts one or more of his fingers into a girls vagina. and you don't just pump it in and out, that can sometimes hurt. you need to make a curling motion with your finger like your telling her to "cum". it is also VERY pleasurable if the guy swirls his finger around kinda like your making the motion for crazy but instead of your finger being by your temple its in her vagina, but you HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

girl #1: the way he was fingering me last night was like nothing i had ever experienced before...

girl #2: wow. was he like a sexual god?

girl #1: oh hell yeah he was!(;

by Charrlotte-ton!!! April 25, 2011

Fingering

Feels really nice to put your finger in your butthole. It's so nice and warm, sometimes I like to give it a good toot and sniff it. If I'm really feeling.....nasty, I sometimes lick it. I highly recommend it, trust me you won't regret it.

Sometimes accidents happen where I'll try farting but I end up shitting on my finger, I do not recommend licking your finger if that does happen, unless you want to get the norovirus.

Fingering

by Heyhihellobye December 4, 2021

fingering

sticking two or more fingers up a girls pussy hole moving them about sharply and having enjoyment sex using ur fingers.

me fingering alice and watching her have orgasims everytime

by steee January 5, 2006

wandering mess

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.

that chick's an absolute wandering mess.

by shark devine January 17, 2005

fingering your ape

The art of penetrating ones hoonie'nan'r

I was late getting home and much to my delight, found my girlfriend there fingering her ape.

Are you gunna blow me or just sit there fingering your ape?

by cblocker April 17, 2011