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wifi win

The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.
After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.
by AdverageJoe_Earth August 22, 2017
mugGet the wifi winmug.

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
mugGet the WiFi Relationshipmug.

wifi

by crabwearingflipflops November 16, 2018
mugGet the wifimug.

wifi

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!
by bill triangle August 26, 2021
mugGet the wifimug.

wifi slag

To live off other peoples wifi and free wifi from piblic places
Top your phone up son! You’ve been a wifi slag for over a week!
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
mugGet the wifi slagmug.

let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021
mugGet the let's play wifimug.

CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.
by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020
mugGet the CFS WiFimug.

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