Weekend at bernies

The friend everyone has who can't control their drug/booze intake. After they have passed out you have to carry their body from one party to the next.

"Look at Riley, shes about two beers away from weekend at bernies."

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

Hooray for boozey weekends

A cultural phenomenon, to be a part of which includes becoming sufficiently hounded and clubbing for those cognitive enough. The night ends deep into the AM at the persons house closest to the city, and the morning after involves watching tv and feasting on mcdonalds breakfast.

Ryz: How was hooray for boozey weekends IV?

Joe: Pretty good, Eso is a lightweight and couldnt get out of the cab.

Ryz: Haha, Chris threw up on a wall and got into a club. Hooray for boozey weekends!

by D1rtface March 28, 2009

syllabus week

the first week of class, when syllabi are passed out... a basic waste of time.

you going to class?
nah, it's syllabus week... I'll just get the notes online

by CB0717 August 25, 2007

Week's Mom

A very morbidly obese woman that likes to have sex with anything, especially while eating ham sandwiches.

The closest thing I've ever had to gay sex is Week's Mom.

by I. R. Mullins May 6, 2004

friday night funkin week 4

the best music on this earth

Have you heard the friday night funkin week 4 music?
yeah its lit

by laughs in i regret my username February 7, 2021

tuesday week

1) the tuesday of the upcoming week
2) the tuesday after the upcoming tuesday

*note only one of these definitions is correct, but nobody knows for sure which one.

We were sittin' in the back of the class, gettin' our drink on, when Billy casually mentioned that he wouldn't be able to attend Donato's on tuesday week. Instead of explaining what that meant, he asked the teacher to explain it. The students responded with boos.

by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006