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weapon of ass destruction

What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner
you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night
by LEDP April 4, 2009
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weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.
The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.
by George W. Bush July 9, 2003
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Weaboo

One who eats pocky in their underwear and butchers the Japanese language.
Clyde the weaboo told everybody at his lunch table to watch his favorite anime.
by DrunkenEskimo42 June 3, 2015
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freedom weapons

Large, powerful weapons when used by the U.S. and other freedom-loving countries. When terrorists use them, they are called "Weapons of Mass Destruction," but when we use them, they are "Freedom Weapons" because we're bringing freedom to the people we use them against.
Bush: We will strike the terrorists in Iraq with wave after wave of freedom weapons.
by astroman June 18, 2004
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Feminine Weapon

A Feminine Weapon is a complete woman - 100% female. She's honest, charismatic, and ambitious. Armed with the ability to recognize darkness and shift energies with consciousness and light, she's bold and daring.

This woman-weapon is fully aware of her life desires and on a mission to fulfill them. She's compassionate and soulful, with a burning urge to share her passions with the world.

Her sultry nature crushes the Madonna-whore complex, as she's a balanced contradiction of angelic virtue and innate sensuality.

She's a gift to the world.
Not only is Maria a beautiful person, but she's also talented, witty and fearless. She's a Feminine Weapon.
by Guesslynn November 4, 2013
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Ruby Weapon

Known as the most powerful and deadliest creature of Final Fantasy 7. Huge and red. Has Large claws that can sink into the ground and appear behind you. Also has an unusually tiny head. Thank god cause that fucker is ugly.

The only way to beat this monster is to have at least almost perfect stats everywhere, and even if you do, he is still nearly impossible unless you have some kind of stragety!
"Ahh that damn ugly ass keeps using Whirlsand!!"
"Fuck you Ruby! You can keep your stinky Desert Rose! I'm gonna get my Gold Chocobo the hard way!"
by Angelo November 6, 2004
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weapons of ass destruction

ow that dildo really ripped my arse hole apart
by Arse Ferret of Doom September 29, 2003
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