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World of Warcraft

the worst game in the world. it is known for being more addictive than heroin. and it sucks in many people from all cliques, ages, and races. it pulls them away from social lives, except trading stories with other WoW players. it is also the reason that many college students drop out, or high school students fail classes. also, it is a sad waste of many to have to play a game every single month. it is also the reason many virgins stay virgins.
for any mother reading this: it is one of the best forms of birth control. =
hot girl: Hey, do you wanna go out some time?
gamer: Go away! I'm playing World of Warcraft!

gamers girlfriend: wanna make out?
gamer: shut up! im playing wow!

girlfriend: wanna have sex?
gamer: no! shut the fuck up! im playing wow!
by wowsucks.com January 16, 2009
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warcock

Warcock is a flexible word. It can mean any of the following:
-A warlock's cock,
-A state of mind akin to that of the murder boner or rage boner,
-A battering ram type device.
Tell the King the Frank's warcocks are penetrating our defenses!
by Animal-Mother July 25, 2011
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world of warcraft

a game fat crackers play cause they can't get laid
I masterbate to my naked elf dancing on world of warcraft.
by Whisker Biscut September 28, 2006
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Warcraft Widow

Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.
I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.
by xela September 2, 2008
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world of warcraft

Probably one of the greatest games ever created. Beats the crap out of ANY FLIGHT SIMULATOR GAME EVER!!!
by the REAL Mr. Covasi October 25, 2004
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World of Warcraft

Wow is actually one of the most organized mmorpgs i have ever played, especially when you avoid the pvp servers filled with assholes. i have a very good life, mainly because i have girlfriends and i dont smell like shit. all of you who think it sucks need to try it and all who thinks it sucks and wont try it are probably preps or some other social class that hates people who like to "do nerdy stuff".
PvP Server: OMG I PwNED JW I 1337 SUxORZ MYub3RR HAX 0WN UR @$$ N00B!

Jock: Lets go have gay sex in the high school showers!
by Big Fat POOPIE! September 15, 2005
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World of warcraft

A Faggy game that smelly 35 year old play in there Mom's basment.
by I Am The All KnowEr February 20, 2009
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