Newport Walrus

The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.

Show me the newport walrus. AR AR I LOVE NEWPORTS

by joey_commander April 29, 2009

callum wallis

a lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. he has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. he watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

wow ur just as bent as callum wallis’ fingers 😂

by okden April 11, 2020

walrus kiss

When a girl wraps her legs around your head so tight while you're going down on her that you simultaneously slap both ass cheeks because you are struggling air.

Man, my girl had me giving her walrus kisses last night because I was doing so good. Shit almost killed me.

by Supafly1 January 6, 2014

the cocaine walrus

Putting two straws up one nose in order to snort up a load of coke. The participant resembles a walrus. Even more if they are fat.

On a wild night, cocaina, straws, half a gram boshed = "the cocaine walrus". BOOM.

by thesnifferdog June 10, 2011

Love Walrus

Fat Beast who thinks he has sexual prowess but indeed has a small genitalia.

He thinks he's a Sex God but in fact he is a Love Walrus.

by David Hayward December 23, 2003

walrus

to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.

Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?"
Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?"
Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!"
Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?"
Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now!
Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"

by Eye Vanna Humpalot May 29, 2010

Wallis

Using a junior member of staff or a younger schoolkid to impress your customer/teacher

We wanted to close the deal so we send in a Wallis as Ron would like him and sign the contract

by Butch Willis January 26, 2009