Wiles

An adjective or pro-noun used to describe a tool who manages to act like an enormous puss puss at the same time. Can also be used as a verb, or purely for emphasis of the tool-ish nature of the person.

Mateeeee, you're really wiles-ing it up at the moment.
Chins wiles.
That lad is such a wiles, he can jog right on.

by Steve_109 June 17, 2010

feminin wiles

Using femininity to play a trick or to be cunning or artful. Perhaps to confuse a male with sex appeal.

"How did she get past security?"
"She confused the guards with her Feminin wiles."

by Thebestoftheworst March 21, 2014

5G Waves

Something that is very harmless but America thinks it will kill us all.

Richard: "I AM AFRAID OF THE 5G WAVES"
Timothy: "bazinga"

by MonsterDoodles85 October 20, 2021

Nice Ocean Waves

A once-viral YouTube video that appeared to just contain footage of a beach, and some relaxing waves. However, 19 seconds into the video, it cuts to a Rick Roll, and continues for 35 seconds. Commonly used to prank friends.

Dude, I just showed my friend Nice Ocean Waves and he flipped out!

by EllyterateProffesor August 30, 2018

Widescreen forehead

To have a large forehead width and smaller forehead height.

That new rapper drake is really cute but he kinda has this widescreen forehead thing going on.

Darn my mother for passing this widescreen forehead of hers. I mean it's not very tall it's only 3 inches eyebrow to hairline. But it's like my side burns begin at the back of my head.

by J-Breezey August 24, 2009

coochie wipes

wet wipes solely reserved to wipe the female genitalia.

no tissue??? hand me some "coochie wipes"

by pink monkey with a banana October 16, 2008

sweat wipes

When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.

Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?

A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?

by Dr.FartScientist June 13, 2017