One of the hardest sports you can ever compete in. "Professional" wrestling like WWE or ECW is a bunch of bullshit, half the stuff they do aren't even real or legal wrestling moves. The only "professional" wrestler worthy of attention is Kurt Angle who has actually competeted in REAL wrestling. Oh and it's not a gay sport. Yes you do dress in spandex uniforms and "grope" other individuals of the same gender. That does not make it gay. Wrestling is no more "gayer" than football, basketball, swimming, baseball...etc. Wrestlers work as hard as, probably harder, than any of the competers in the above sports.
Simpleton: Hey, did you see the WWE wrestling match yesterday? Man, that was sick!
Real Wrestler: No, I didn't, you faggot. You know why? Because I spent an hour practicing for my match tommorow with no water breaks, no rest breaks, and no mercy. I wrestle for REAL.
Real Wrestler: No, I didn't, you faggot. You know why? Because I spent an hour practicing for my match tommorow with no water breaks, no rest breaks, and no mercy. I wrestle for REAL.
by WannabeGrunt August 29, 2005
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A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.
Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!
Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
by p045 May 19, 2009
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by Mark H December 14, 2004
Get the horizontal sumo wrestling mug.Term used to describe attempts, usually by kids, to recreate in their own back yards the kind of wrestling seen on television. Often done innocent of the fact that tv wrestling is well-planned and executed choroegraphed theatrical stunts, it can and frequently does lead to broken bones and other serious injury.
The poor kid got a concussion when his friend hit him in the head with a chair while they were backyard wrestling.
by The Doctor November 7, 2004
Get the Backyard Wrestling mug.The female version of Ride the Bull. In the missionary position with girl on bottom, the girl wraps her arms around the guys back. She then screams that she has some type of STD, and she tries to keep insertion for as long as possible. an example is "I have AIDS".
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