wedgie

a wedgie is where ones underwear is pulled up from the back therefore jamming the underwear up the victims ass

often performed on nerds who wear tighty-whiteys(like me!!) by cool people who wear boxers

this story is 100% true no mattter what.

i am a 15 year old boy whos mum wont let me wear boxers she says that i will always have to wear tighty-whiteys coz they r better for giving wedgies and i keep arguing but every time i argue she just calls my older brother ill call him micheal to come and 'deal' with me, by deal with me she means torture him until u seem fit to stop and with my brother that never comes around so today my mum to ld him to deal with me and first he stripped me down to my underwear and then he said brb and he came back with bags full of food (mainly messy liquidy foods) and some duct tape and before i knew it i had my mouth taped shut and my arms and legs tied up and then he put loads of whipped cream and jelly down my pants and then he gave me an atomic wedgie and after about 2 hours he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie from the hook on the back of my door and then he took the duct tape off of my mouth and gave me loads of water b4 putting the duct tape back on my mouth and then he took me down and gave me a north, south, east and west wedgie as far up as my underwear would go he then got a belt and put it on 3 holes too tight around the wedgie and said that if the wedgie wasnt there in the morning that would be nice compared to what he would do next and with that he took the key to my bedroom door and locked me in and i had drunk loads of water and i wasnt allowed to go to the bathroom so i had to piss myself all night long:(

by micheal99 September 3, 2009

Wedgie

A sharp upwards pull on your underwear from behind

One time me and my frined were having a sleepover in his house. We both wore briefs at the time so his older brother came in and gave us each a hanging wedgie of the hooks in his room. We were stuck in there so long we fell asleep. when i woke up our briefs had ripped so we put on new ones. As soon as we did his older brother came in and gave us atomic wedgies. They were so painful we started crying so he kicked us in the balls

by Sore ass 9999999999999 May 5, 2009

hanging wedgie

a wedgie where the victim's underwear is hanging from something, like a fence, coathook, flagpole, etc. the hanging wedgie causes the victim to be in extreme pain and to be in an uncomfor table position. the victim can get out if the victim escapes, the underwear rips, or if somebody gets the victim down. escaping fhanging wedgie is almost impossible.

my parents were on a business trip for a week. my bus came early, so i got to school early. so did the bullies. they always give me wedgies, and they know i wear white undies every time. my undies are strong and stretchy, so they never rip. when they saw me, they jumped on me, took off my clothes except my white undies, lifted me up by my underwear, took me to the flagpole, tied me up, superglued and duct-taped two bags full of water on my hands, made me drink a LOT of water, and hung me by my tighty-whites on the flagpole, all the way to the top. the flagpole was so high, i could barely see the ground. the flagpole almost touched the clouds! my undies stretched over my head. kids were shouting, "go! go! go! go! go!" some of the kids took pictures and videos of me (they were allowed in school). everybody was laughing. i peed almost every minute, and started to cry. i started to pee. teachers never saw me, because they come to school very early every day. at the end of the school, the bullies lowered the flagpole, but i was still suspended in a hanging wedgie. then they fed me more water. then they raised the flagpole up again. then all the kids left. i peed. since my parents were in a business trip, i had to sleep in the wedgie. i peed while i slept, because of the bags full of water. when i woke up, i was still in the wedgie. the bullies fed me water in the morning and in the night. i still had to sleep in the wedgie. during the whole week, my white briefs never ripped, and the bullies always fed me water morning and afternon. when my parents came back, they crossed my school. they saw me, and laughed. then they got me down. this happened in the night. when i got home, my older brother saw me and completely yanked my underwear out of my butt crack. it hurt like hell beacause anything that tought my butt crack or my nut or my balls would hurt with extreme pain. my older brother goes to the same school i go to. i was in total embarrasment, and the worst part was that everybody, including the teachers, knew about it. my parents wouldn't let me change schools. i became a victim of wedgies, and the only one, too. i was in that wedgie for 1 week and 18 hours, and my butt is still in pain.

by Christopher Diddise April 1, 2008

Wedgie

The act of having one's tighty whities (briefs) or boxers yanked up and down until they are securely wedged between one's butt cheeks. Usually done by males as an act of embarassment, pain, initiation, fun, or a sign of power.

John gave me a wedgie that was so big, I had to dig the tighty whities out of my rear for hours !

by WhiteyWearer December 28, 2005

atomic wedgie

A wedgie that is pulled over the head, thus creating pain in the balls and anal swelling, sometimes bleeding. An adminesterer of the atomic wedgie needs strength, arms or legs (to pull up underwear), eyes (to see where the underwear is), a sense of humor, and life. Victim of said wedgie only needs underwear on, a buttcrack, and a head. It is more enjoyable to the admineresterer, however, if the victim has life, the ability to scream, cry, wet pants, and not be strong at all.

Victim: (Underwear stretched out about 3 feet) "Mommy! Mommy! At school there were these big kids that gave me an atomic wedgie! They picked me up and I cried and they grabbed my undies and they dropped me and I dangled from 'em and they stetched 'em over my head and taped the elastic to my chin and I ran and hit a wall and cried and then they picked me up and tore a hole in my undies and hung me from the wall by it and they laughed and I pee-peed in my pants really hard and it hit one of 'em in the face and they got me off the wall and held me down and kicked me between the legs and I cried!!!
Victims Mom: "Now, you're old enough to fight your own battles, sweety!"

by Mbleh October 23, 2007

wedgie

the proper punishment for nerds; when someone yanks your tighty whities way up while you're wearing them an atomic wedgie is where they get the elastic over your head, a hanging wedgie is where they hook your briefs onto something and leave you dangling in the air, a melvin is a front wedgie that splits the wedgie getter's balls in half, a mervin is where they pull your briefs up on both sides. these are all things you should try on your brothers. its funny

one time a wimp pissed me off so i gave him a wedgie up to his ears. after a few minutes i hooked him on a hook and left him there. he leaves me alone now

by random person11111111 October 26, 2006

atomic wedgie

A wedgie that go's over you're head

I was staying at my friends house for a sleppover with 9 of my other friends.We were playing truth or dare when it came to me I said DARE.Then they said i had to do wat ever they said for the hole night.They gave me every wedgie there was the atomic wedgie was the wrost.Then they said when i got a boner they would take photos of it

by saintsrock26 February 17, 2007