waning

The act of pleasuring people of considerable age difference to yourself

e.g, I'm gonna go down to the bingo hall tonight and pick up some old ladies: take em for a bit of waning

by chaotica July 24, 2008

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Waking Hangover

Although a rare occurance, the Waking Hangover occurs when one consumes several alcoholic beverages, often a mixture of beer, alcohol, and wine, in a short time in order to become intoxicated quickly, then staying awake long enough to sober up. Once sober, said person may suffer from normal hangover symptoms including nausea and headaches.

Guy 1: I downed two Jack and Cokes, three Sam Adams and a couple shots of Jose before I went to dinner with my girlfriends family.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.

by CLopez August 15, 2008

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waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys

Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.

by preggoleggo June 11, 2011

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Waging war on God

No I like that part of it but I'm trying to elucidate a point.

Hym "No I like the waging war on God part but the point is you can either be my equal or you can be a thing I use to prove I'm better than others and if you're going to let someone else do it then I'm GOING to do it to you. That's going to happen because that was your choice."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

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