vacationship

shitty, long-distance situation. basicly just hooking up whenever a couple are some how, in the same place at the same time

jo: i think we have a vacationship

jeremy: whats that?

jo: look on urban dictionary

jeremy: oh, that cant be good

by jremye February 27, 2007

violation 8008

when a person grabs or wrongfully touches a female breast. 8008 is pager code for boob. These pager codes can also go for other violations.

"That was a violationn 8008" after a person has wrongfully touched your boob.

by Parker March 10, 2004

man card violation

Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior as opposed to actual masculine behavior

Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.

by J.Quinn July 16, 2008

Musical Violation

When a crappy band covers a good song, and, in the process, completely destroys all of the song's meaning and dignity (fucks it up).

See Travesty.

311 covered Robert Smith's "Lovesong", what a musical violation.

Joss Stone covered The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" when it was only a month old. TOTAL musical violation.

by unessecary physical contact September 1, 2004

vacationnaire

When you're on vacation, and you'll pay way too much for something...something you'd never in a million years pay that much for if you were at home. This is the behavior of a vacationnaire.

Andrea: Look at this great necklace! It's made of seashells, and someone has strung them together with fishing line. How awesome! It's only $259.00!

David: Have you bumped your head? That's only worth about three dollars!

Andrea: As always, I will not listen to you. I'm buying it anyway.

David: My wife is a vacationnaire. See you in the poorhouse.

by Greyborzoi June 13, 2008

Noise Violation

What happens when you're throwing a bomb ass party and someone calls the cops because the music bothers them. Cops like to get these so they can bust underage parties.
Assholes.

That party was awesome, until the cops showed up for a noise violation and busted everyone.

by apfunction April 7, 2010

Vicariously vacationing

when co-worker overshares about all their enjoyable, fun, adventurous escapades while on vacation, while you are stuck at work, dreaming of you, yourself one day leaving the office to go on vacation.

Todd: If you could get that email out by 9 a.m., that would be great. By the way, I’m on a boat right now watching killer whales! So exciting, right?!!

Nicole: Sure, Todd. Sounds great. Sure wish I could stop vicariously vacationing through you and go to Fiji!

by pr maven August 17, 2010