volanté

Aston martin variator. Totally Kick-ass!

Oh dear, mister Mustang driver, did your cheap volanté rip-off break down?


*drives off in superior V8 Volanté*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

volkner

a person that is so cool that only sunyshore likes

i dont like volkner

by furburt sucks November 1, 2020

volkswagen

A german car manufacturer, the name means "Peoples Car." Volkswagen was a great company with many successes, after replacing the air cooled with the amazing water cooled A1's (rabbit&jetta) it went down hill, and currently they are in a decline because VW is now in a world of conforming to what other companies are doing as opposed to doing their own thing no matter what everyone else did, which of course lead to their great successes in the past. from there they moved to the A2 chassis, in 1985 and the cars got heavier, then the a3s and they got even heavier
and again a4s even heavier. VW lost sight of what it once was. and now all we have is our a1s to love and cherish and think of what vw could have been.

rabbit, jetta, golf, passat, vanagon, bus, dasher, scirocco.

by Key Dawg January 21, 2005

Volapük

The first constructed international auxiliary language (world-wide helping language) to really gain traction. Designed by a German priest, Johann Martin Schleyer, who felt God had told him to create an international language, Volapük's vocabulary is actually heavily based off of languages like English, French and German, and the language would have been extremely simple, had it not been for the inclusion of so many vowels and about 300x as many suffixes (future changes by Arie de Jong included adding r just to make things even more complicated, rather than scrapping the existing complications). Suffices to say that Esperanto was a lot readily available as far as Europeans were concerned.

The word occasionally pops up in French band names and the like, and is Russian slang for writing Russian using Latin letters as if they were Cyrillic (similar to l337 speak). Also used in Esperanto for the same effect as "It's all greek to me!".

"I tried learning Volapük, but found speaking English backwards sounded cool enough" (Post-graduate lingustics student)

"I can write russian using BO/\RTTI-OK (ru: volyapyuk/воляпюк) encoding" (Russian l337 speaker)

"That French band Volapuk is pretty awesome eh?" (International music lover commenting on own tastes)

"Crazy volapükists, did they seriously think they could steal the final victory from us?" (Esperantist from the days when everyone in Europe had a revolution or three up their sleeves)

by chrissomerry July 15, 2010

Volkswagen Polo

A small, boxy car, that looks more like a 3 story Victorian house than an actual car. Along with pathetic engines. May aswell try and drive a Victorian house.

Girl: Hey, what do you drive?
Boy: I drive a Volkswagen Polo
Girl: Oh right.. my nan has one of those.
Boy: Good choice!
Girl: Not really..

by FUCKSGSHDFGLDS;H November 28, 2010

Volatile

A man (questionable) who cant even midair his own girlfriend, when she is yelling JUMANJI

"Our flag is secure!"

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Volkswagen

Hitler Mobiles.

Volkwagens are like Clitoris's every cunts got one.

if you own a shitty fucking dub Concrat's you get to join the faggot club.

Everyone Volkswagen is the same, Shit. they brake there boring as fuck and they look like a piece of shit too.

As you can tell, i dont really like them

36,000 Mile Volkswagen Golf GTi

Needed New engine.

New engine gets put in.

Exhaust falls off.

by vtecy0 January 2, 2009