ticket vodka

1. The brand of vodka you are allowed to drink with a "drink ticket" given at the door, also called "well vodka".

2. The brands of cheap vodka that serve as a one-way ticket to a very nasty hangover.

Ginger: Dude, how was the company Christmas party?

Red: Ugh... I had way too much ticket vodka.

by GucciLittlePiggy October 20, 2008

cheap vodka

The type of vodka you find in plastic bottles in the corner store, or on the bottom shelf of your neighborhood liquor establishment. These inferior brands of imbibes are known by their rot gut effects and terrible taste.

"You drink that cheap vodka, man that shit will give you a nice case of rot gut"

"You look like shit"
"I was low on cash so we had the cheap vodka, I thought I was going to puke my bowels."

by Captin Leroy July 2, 2005

Vodka Pussy

The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.

"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

Vodka Vision

Similar to beer goggles. The specific effect vodka has on one's ability to determine attractiveness of the opposite sex (sometimes same sex). For example, hot people will look like Greek gods, average looking people will look like Greek gods, and finally ugly people will also look like Greek gods. The result of vodka vision tends to involve shame and regret.

Too bad I had vodka vision last night, I really thought he was cute, now I am disgusted with myself.

by soapsterz October 4, 2011

popov vodka

A really cheap vodka preferred by solo practitioner lawyers who can't afford shit else.

I walked past a run-down law office yesterday morning when this solo attorney leaned out a window and started shouting expletives at me. He was in a mustard stained shirt with a cheap tie, clenching a bottle of Popov vodka in one hand and waving his fist at me with the other. Sad what's happened to the "profession" of law these days.

by TTToileteer October 21, 2008

Rod Vodka

Rod Vodka is a slam term meaning a male's 'sperm', 'cum', 'jizz', ect.

"Yeah, baby, I'm gonna release some rod vodka on your forehead."

by HagSIN November 23, 2006

Vodka Blanket

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.

I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.

by inconvenientwalrus August 6, 2011