Vermonted

It is when you get fucked by someone from Vermont

I want to get vermonted tonight!

by jojo6686 October 4, 2011

vermont

a state where weed burns like gasoline and where it snows like a bitch. basically the best damn place in the world other than the rich flat landers and jews that now own all the mom and pop stores and the rich bastards in the state house that wipe the asses of all the rich jews. overun with smoked out hippies, subarus, and hicks its the coolest place on this fucking earth!!!!!!!! 802 represent bitches!!!!

bob: sally lets move i hate jew york i'm sick of being mugged every day.
sally: sweet heart lets move to Vermont.
bob: i dont know honey, i dont really want to be ass raped with taxes and yelled at by a bunch of rich kikes.
sally: your right sweet heart lets just pack a bowl and think of some thing else.

by jake magizatch bizatch December 28, 2007

vermonster

The penis of a man from Vermont. It is usually incredible huge and white.

Vermont man: Hey baby, check out my package.
Woman: Wow! That's a vermonster!

by ChickenPi3 June 4, 2009

Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

by Clyde22 September 8, 2006

vermonster

a sandwich at Purple Knights Pizza in Colchester,VT. The sandwich is made of foccacia bread, turkey, cheddar cheese, apples and cranberry mayonnaise.

"can i have a vermonster with bacon please?"

by long island represent December 12, 2006

Vermicious Knid

a fictitious creature from the book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl. used to define any undefinable creature that would do any undefinable thing.

Oh look, a Vermicious Knid.
What the fuck is that?
I have no idea, but if you want to sound like an idiot saying something no one knows or cares about, that's what it is.

by not a Vermicious Knid. January 21, 2011

Vermont

The most boring place on earth. If you take out Burlington we are all basically living like amish. Burlington is cool with the music, hippies, and weed, but besides that the rest of us are living like our cows. P.S. We are over populated and over run by cows.

Man 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Man 2: We can go to the music clubs in Burlington!
Man 1: We don't have the tech to go to Burlington. We have never seen a car before.
Man 2: F*CK, I hate Vermont!I guess we have to spend all night milking cows.

by peaceflower April 16, 2010