Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018

Velvet Cake

Red on the inside, white on the outside = A white person who does things like native Americans do.

He's a Velvet Cake, isn't he? White on the outside, red on the inside.

by Shiine-1 March 14, 2022

Velvet Cheerio

The anus of a hairless Sphinx breed cat .

You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? It’s like that. But when they sit down, Sphinx Cats have no fur to prevent their Velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print

by KnifeKnut September 22, 2021

velvet devotion

A drink that a fruity man orders at the coffee stand

You know how sweet I like it, I need that velvet devotion

by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023

Velvet Triangle

Busting a nut down a girl's throat, in her vag, and in her ass in the same day

We have a great day together, she received the Velvet Triangle Award!

by Pohnjarker February 28, 2023

blue velvet

Opium. The stuff that you smoke and is addictive and makes u go woah crazay. It also cures dissentary.

Smoke a ton o' blue velvet got none no more di a rear.

by DJ Staplez June 10, 2004

velvet elvis

A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.

This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.

I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.

by Hannah March Campbell April 23, 2006