vegetable preprocessor

Cow

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.

by mlwmohawk January 17, 2014

Vegetable eater

A dumb ass that wants to be healthy because they can’t handle the SWEETNESS OF CANDY

Holy shit I think that retard is a vegetable eater

by Tammy lov candyyyy January 9, 2021

Vegetable

CaseOh's worst fear

Chat:*shows CaseOh a vegetable*
CaseOh: AAAAAAAA

by MorningTeddyBear June 17, 2024

Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021

vegetable

a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything

"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"

by seijan September 21, 2023

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.

Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011