Vegetal

When someone is to high on weed that they just want food or can not comprehend anything. It is also a short word for calling someone a Vegetable

Marcus: "You're such a vegetal Ashley"
Ashley: "Where is the fucking food cunt"

by Vegetal November 8, 2017

vegetate

v. to lay low for an extended period of time; incommunicado.

Ain' talkin' to no one, just wanna vegetate and get petrified.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

vegetableitarian

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.

Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)

by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011

vegitable

One who is completly and utterly unable to move, talk, feel or think. This person or persons apperas to be in a perpetual stage of sleep. When one is catatonic.

from the film "clerks": Veronica: Men will sleep with anything that says "yes".
Dante: Animal, mineral or vegitable.
Veronic: Vegitable meaning parapaligic.
Dante: Yeah they put the least resistance.

by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005

vegetablist

Vegetarian sounds so feel-good, so casual, so “I’m partial to but don’t want to cause any waves.” A vegetablist, however, is a militant, loud about its support of vegetables.

vegetablist hippys, shouting "fur is murder"

by Altissima September 29, 2007

Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally retarded people.

<guy> im gonna overtake this can of vegetables

by Mutrith September 8, 2008

vegetablatonious

used to describe overripe and old vegetables that are left too long in the field or garden

The farmer didn't harvest his zucchini squash in time, resulting in a vegetablatonious crop for market.

by veggie master July 8, 2019