Valve

{NOUN} This is a term for a person who is considered to have 'loose' morals. A person who sleeps around or gets off with lots of people in pubs and clubs. Maybe even a person who dresses inappropriately.

Friend #1: Jeez Louise!! Did you see that absolute Valve?
Friend #2: Yeah! If that top was any lower we could've seen her belly button.

by The Smiddler November 4, 2009

valved

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

by Roy Orbison January 3, 2007

Valvesnoot

A piece of dried snot that forms a valve inside your nose

that opens and closes as you breathe in and out.

No matter how hard I blow my nose I can't get rid of this valvesnoot.

by 12013117 August 16, 2014

Valvanvichi

Last name of only one living person.

Mr. Valvanvichi canceled the meeting.

by N. Valvanvichi December 19, 2016

Valvanized

A stay-at-home housefrau who sits on his ass while his wife goes to work.
Valvanized is when your doctor daughter marries a neer-do-well & all your hopes & dreams for her are dashed.

My daughter's boyfriend came over for the first time today and immediatly I could tell I had been valvanized like a bitch.

by wetwille November 13, 2018

ValVal

A mystical creature that rarely comes out to see the sunlight, but when he does he's a real pain in the arse. He does his signature move called "Knakdetschen" or "Nackenklotscha" by simply slapping his stinky hand against your bare neck, it annoys anyone. So be aware of your sorroundings because he can be anywhere anytime, and when he is......Boy you better be ready.

My goodness! It's him....The feared ValVal!

by AndiGoldberger March 12, 2019

Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 27, 2020