vacation dick

A dick that is abnormally large and is found on a man overseas when your on vacation.

Joe: I HAVE A VACATION DICK!
Hoe: I WANT IT!

by Kazuto Hiraga June 17, 2016

The Vacation Effect

An effect that happens to residents of usually rainy climates, on any nice day they feel as if they should be outdoors just because the weather is nice. Staying inside causes an anxious, agitated feeling, the Vacation Effect.

Bob had the Vacation Effect and called his friend Tom asking if he wanted to go outside and play frisbee with him.

by DaddyFliffus April 6, 2015

vacation dick

A giant dick that can only be handled on special occasions (I.e. Vacation).

" I met this Haitian guy and got that vacation dick on my trip; don't think I can handle that again anytime soon!"

by PoopInGroups June 16, 2016

vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.

Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.

by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013

Mask Vacation

Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.

“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022

vacation syndrome

when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)

A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!

J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?

A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!

by goldenwings173 January 28, 2014

Vacation Terrorist

A person who upon commencement of vacation plots to negatively impact vacation activities when they do not get their way or if a group agreed activity is not to their liking. This can be in the form of faking an injury or Illness, mentioning multiple times that they are ready to go, generalized complaining, being rude and/or being in a generally disagreeable mood. Often the vacation terrorist is not financially invested and is the child of another vacation goer. Most commonly found between the ages between 16 - 25.

Did you have a good time on vacation? No, my sister brought her vacation terrorist who moped and complained until she made us all miserable because she didn’t get her way.

The vacation terrorist struck again! She refused to leave the bathroom until her makeup was perfect and we missed the shuttle to the park.

by Lrex2d October 30, 2022