A sexual prostitute whom doesn’t even have to audition to become a stripper because she’s already got everybody’s attention. She makes more pleasured noises during sex than any other prostitute. Vacuum Cleaner is really one hot girl but don’t get on her bad side; Vacuum Cleaner is a wild prostitution who’ll womp over you with her Stilettos then proceed to suck your nose off.
Guy 1- oh dude no way is that Vacuum Cleaner?
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh
Girl 1- oh ok
Guy 2- yeah!
Girl 1- I’m gonna go break Vacuum Cleaner’s vacuum sucker wand.
Girl 2- oh no bitch dong do it. *wiseper voice* no ncahe she’ll suck you’re new nose off”
Girl 1- oh
Girl 1- oh ok
by thegardenofemma July 22, 2019
occurs when a woman is sucking your dick and you decide to flatulate and as you are doing so she sucks it out of your ass.
Luis P-- ooo that feels so good suck my dick baby!
Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!
Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"
Random girl- did you just fart? imma suck it out!
Luis P-- yeah baby girl thats "the dirty vacuum!"
by Looey P, and Eche February 05, 2010
A term used to define a woman who gives really great head... With the power of the vacuum she is dubbed a vacuum sealer.
by Stephen Breeney December 19, 2007
Belle: Have you ever done the cup vacuum?
Gigi: Yeah it's so cool
Belle: I know right, like how is it staying up
Gigi: Yeah it's so cool
Belle: I know right, like how is it staying up
by LorelaiGilmore July 09, 2016
Varient of douchebag
by Dangertits March 05, 2012
by Snowpawn November 14, 2019
A vacuum nutt is when a male busts a phat one but later experiences pains similar to blue balls. Its asif the nut was so good it created a black hole inside the balls.
This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
This pain is experienced when you nutt sitting at a 90 degree angle, and then resume to partake in any activity. After around 30 minuets of whatever it is the excrusiating pain will slowly settle in as you stand there trying to soothe the balls.
I am currently experiencing this pain as im typing this
by Gustavo Rock June 03, 2020