Unforzippable

When something can’t be unzipped

Laura and Jeremy’s love is unforzippable

by Lola Beth April 19, 2020

unforgivable ursula

When you blindfold a chick to have sex with her but instead take her to the middle of the street and run her over with her own car.

I didn’t want to sleep with her so I just gave her the unforgivable Ursula.

by TheJoker87 June 9, 2020

Unfortunity

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020

Unfokiterd

An ugly shitface

"Dude, why is that guy driving slightly slower than me on the highway? What an unfokiterd!"

by That dirty Unfokiterd September 15, 2020

Unfokiterd

A gardening tool, but not a nice one. Specifically, a less valuable Hoe. To be used appropriately it should be used with as great ambiguity as possible so that no one knows which of the two meanings in the last sentence is the correct one.

"Man, that dude over there, he is like an unfokiterd!"

by That dirty Unfokiterd September 15, 2020

unforny

When you are horny but the situation is unfortunate.

Me: Hey babe I'm horny want to bang?
Her: Sorry I'm on my period.
Me: Fuck! Now I'm super unforny.

by pdiddyfu September 21, 2020

Unforfilled

A word a moron wrote on a bathroom stall

Trying to be deep "unforfilled" can't spell unfulfilled

by Pissed off Amazon guy March 8, 2021