tu es um gorda

how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese

when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking

by twentyonejoshlershippers21 July 22, 2017

Um 3layah

Um 3layah is art , it’s a beautiful dance made with extraordinary beats , pleasing human beings both (men and women ) , especially reaching the satisfaction point to goblins , is it halal? NO , does it matter? NO , The best um 3layah artist out there is Khalid horya , the most places known to have um 3layah is ras alkhaima and Oman , Dancers make more than a 100 dollars per session from “b5sheesh” or tip.

Guys I heard there was an um 3layah session in ras alkhaima , I feel like going .

by Stawone July 6, 2018

Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts

Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up

by [e-mail] August 13, 2018

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu June 3, 2018

no but um

When someone insist to carry on the argument despite them being clearly wrong

Person 1: I fucked your mum last night
Person 2: My mums dead you insensitive fuck
Person 1: No but um

by mmmmmose November 4, 2017

Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

by keykodyssey December 6, 2017

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth

" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS

by Hey my name is big john January 3, 2017