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Ultimate Jizzbee

A supreme mind-blowing epic male orgasm where the male quivers, his eyes roll to the back of his head in pure heart-pounding, compounding pleasure, he partially loses control of his entire body, one of his eyes squints with partial nerve damage as he momentarily loses sight, and then he instantly and fiercely erupts like a hyper-pressurized 500 PSI geyser or fire hydrant, and then finally drops motionless in utter shock and disbelief of his mind-boggling experience.
Big Brother:
Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.
by Lil Sean March 27, 2023
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ultimate legend

shitter, low skilled, suffers from a case of bloated ego
"Um, can y'all stop sucking so much? I'll have you know I'm an Ultimate Legend!"
by Urtimato Regendo March 30, 2023
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The Ultimate Yolo

Danny commited the ultimate YOLO by jumping off a bridge
by JannieBelle May 30, 2014
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the ultimate women respecter

A man who knows exactly what his whimsical white girl desires, usually it's pretty simple, but she can't even do it,
Despite this, the man doesn't wish for any return and is satisfied being used like the toy poodle of boyfriends and occasionally engaging in violent and depressive sex, even after he's comes home from work and listens to his, stupid albeit blonde girl.
"John, really just lets women walk over him, doesn't he"?
"Nah he's pretty much the ultimate women respecter".
by Decan Gray February 20, 2018
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the ultimate gay

This word is for the fuck boys and the people who make Tik Tok videos. It is the biggest gay of all gay. So gay a gay person would say no to them.
by CroutonSalad November 17, 2018
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the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists
by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020
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The Ultimate

'The ultimate' is the ultimate state of boredom where you decide to do all the letters forwards and backwards, then go diagonal backwards and forwards, then numbers forwards and backwards. Like so, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl1234567890987654321
Asha: *sigh* im sooo bored
Starts to do 'the ultimate' on her laptop in class.
by Koffee_6251 March 8, 2021
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