Sexy boy you lock eyes with from across the beach, he's looking flyy with his washboard abs and golden glistening body while he's playing frisbee. He will take you on a romantic date where he will propose, and after that he will rock your world!
by Clairtin J.Jone$ June 20, 2010
A cooned Tyson is a black person who has just been fucked up the ass by another negro. Also reffering to a gay black gang bang.
by Kyle Mauger May 06, 2005
by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006
by crazyychickk001 December 06, 2010
-noun
1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.
-verb
2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.
1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.
-verb
2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.
Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!
by Lakers Fan December 27, 2012
A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.
person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!
by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021
Whiteface Tyson is at it again.
by Homosexual. July 13, 2019