berry twister

squeezing a male genitals/nuts and twisted the balls

Earl from My Name is Earl says to Randy "No Berry Twisters"

by Luba April 20, 2007

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Monkey Twister

A specially trained monkey, hired by males (and on some occasions females) to twist said person's nipples when desired.

"Dude, I heard Jim hired a monkey twister for his weird fetish."

by ghosteez March 1, 2014

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someone that u hate with all your bidy parts and you cant stand the sight of that person so when you see them the only words you can stomanch to say are FAGGOT TWISTER.
or else could mean that the peson could be possibly gay

1. some guy: hey dudes do you see that guy over there
other guy: yeah hes a faggot twister
2. she him der la hes wan faggot twister of a yolk!

by fagot twister May 6, 2009

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Ass Twister

In meat man parlance, an Ass Twister is someone who gives the impression of wanting to buy, but in reality has no intention of doing so. Crafty and cunning, these time wasters are a particularly insidious breed of shit breather. Also known as come backs and be backs, the Ass Twister inquires about every item the meat man has to offer, frequently interrupts his presentation with inane questions, wants to run their grimy paws on the merchandise, wants brochures and phone numbers and then refuses to buy because they haven't got two nickels to rub together and they've already blown their allotment of food stamps even though it's only the second day of the month.

Russ: "So, if I make you a deal sweet as pie, can you take these six cases I've got laid out here?"

Shit Breather: "No, but if you come back da fust of da monf, I'll be wif you on dem cases!"

Russ: "You Fucking Ass Twister!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011

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