turtledove

To steal an idea, cause you suck balls too much to think of ideas yourself.

WTF! Some shitty writer turtledove'd my ideas.

by flscarlet January 1, 2011

turtledoving

Turtledoving is when, in a fighting game, you alternate blocking and moving to quickly and safely advance towards the enemy. It is very effective as you are like a moving fortress that assaults the enemy with ultimate defense.

My friend is very good at turtledoving into Kano's x-ray in Mortal Kombat

by Lord Permillium III May 18, 2011

Turtleing

To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.

That pregnant women is totally turtleing, she cant even get up!!

by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008

chocolate turtles

crap. turds.

I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Turtlegoncorn

A mix between a turtle, dragon, and a unicorn. The masculine version. noun

I just saw a Turtlegoncorn on land, sea, and in the air!

by Professorunicorn333 February 24, 2010

turtleminate

To attack someone with so many instant messages that their computer is in danger of shutting down. Typically done by making numerous new screennames and messaging someone from all of them at approximately the same time.

James wouldn't stop being dumb, so me and my buddy turtleminated him. He'll think twice before he gets online and bullshits us.

by turtelminator March 9, 2008

turtlebunny

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people

Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.

by turtlebunny September 19, 2009