Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."

Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!

by lazlo silverman August 4, 2005

Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.

Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad

by Your Head Asplode Volume 3 presented by the Umbrella Corporation March 6, 2005

Tina Turner

To give a blowjob, while you are defecating:to get a blowjob,while they are defecating.

"I just got a Tina Turner from your mom,She had tacos today."

by L A.:A.:L January 30, 2014

Julie Turner

Julie Turner defines as a young, experienced philosopher who may eat their own victims at their own pleasure, using aggressive, mlg, communist slurs to such person's children and excessive neo-nazi attractions at the headquarters of Derby.

Often shortened to julieh.

Harvey: Woah did you just see that woman, damn, I'd bring her home, make her a good dinner and fuck her.
Tom: Harvey are you ridiculous, that rare species is a Julie Turner! You better be careful she doesn't decrease the surplus population!

by DaBeastJJG January 19, 2019

turner court

Turner Court is a hood in South Dallas where is dangerous and gang related (Blood 232)

Turner Court 232 Bonton Bonton 007 is our lil bousin

by El Chucko December 22, 2018

justin turner

To test positive for COVID 19, then immediate meet up with your crew

I know you got a positive result yesterday, why are you pulling a Justin Turner?

by Ferlgatr October 29, 2020

Light Turner

Light turner the owner of the death note. his girlfriend mia light almost falls to his death on a ferris wheel but somehow lives and boom movie over

Omg no way is that Light turner and his girlfriend mia??

no way bro it is

by Officiallightturner April 12, 2022