When you bust a fat nut on your chest and use a shirt to wipe it up and accidentally wear said shirt the next day.
Fred: “Whoa, Carl, looks like you’ve got a Turkish Poncho”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
Carl: (Blushing, embarrassed) “It’s icing I swear”
by Inka Diplo January 23, 2018
Get the turkish poncho mug.when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.
by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020
Get the Turkish Curry mug.Like a Dutch oven, only instead of farting under the sheets, one drops a hot steamy load of poop to marinate under the covers
by Deeznuts February 2, 2017
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by stfubro December 20, 2022
Get the turkish girls mug.When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.
Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.
by jdizzell December 25, 2021
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Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!
by martinthewarrior February 14, 2012
Get the Turkish Exchange mug.The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until you’re out of semen
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