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Turpin Time

The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.
Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*
Girl 1: He's gandering at you!
Girl 2: What!?
Girl 1: It's turpin time! *wink wink nudge nudge* AHEM!
by Stephanie L Dixon January 19, 2009
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turkish guy

And to describe a Turkish guy as much as possible without GENERALIZING (by giving a good reason behind each point)and having an OBJECTIVE view:

1. appearance wise will vary more than any other country in the world, go south you'll see some that look exactly like Arabs, go east, you'll see some that look like Russians, go towards the black sea region you'll find towns with just blonde and blue eyed people, go towards Kazakhstan you'll find people who look like Asians.

2. Most , almost all , are Muslims , however are very open minded and will never pass judgments on someone who wishes to follow their own religion (look up Ottoman Empire and their culture)

3. Tend to be very...extremely brave (hence the adjective: Turk), but this usually acts against them, as they cant act political or just simply smart, but instead just attack with everything they have. (look up past wars and you'll see what i mean)

4. (this is a bit of generalizing) - but... tend to respect their girl (not some b****) i mean a proper gf (fiance-wife-whatever) like hell - and reason im saying this is the general culture...i.e. MOST Turkish guys are brought up from age 4 to respect females no matter what...
don't believe me?
Again look at their culture and background...
also if you really want to try it out... just raise your voice in turkey to a girl at a club or restaurant -i guarantee you'll be confronted by at least 5 guys warning you to act right.
(AGAIN , there are exceptions)

5. Connected to Point 4 - if your a tourist and a female, visiting turkey, especially for the beaches and nightclubs... please don't expect the decent ones to approach you after they hear you slowly saying "no Turkish, only English" to the bartender... there are Turkish guys (like in all other countries) love to f*** foreign pu*** - And will chat you up till next morning just to get some.

For now that's all i can think of.


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by 61a.a.a April 21, 2009
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turkish mafia

A quite powerful criminal organization. In control of most of the worlds herion trafficking. Have many ties to the russian mafya, and a little bit to the italian mafia (la cosa nostra). And LOTS of connections in politics.
druggie - "yo man, seriously man, can you hook me up with some H?"

turkish mafia - "Sikdir lan!"
by DTO September 30, 2006
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Tunkin'

1. Acting in such a manner that reflects aspects of both testin', meaning insulting one's technological ability, and unkin', meaning acting high or stupid (with or without the use or drugs), resulting in acting stupid while insulting ones technological skill.

2. Acting so stupid or high that Unkin' would be an understatement - Unkin' to a higher degree.
1. "Looka dat! Yall don't even know how to use that there iphone."

"I don't mean to be rude, but you be tunkin'.

2. "Jimmy is trying to swing from a vine! He's unkin' right now!"

"He's not just unkin', he's tunkin'.
by lilhippomanman June 1, 2009
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Turkish Wink

When one is given a full view of the anus ring.
What's that cat's deal it keeps giving me a Turkish Wink.
by thesteppenwolf November 22, 2011
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Turbin

the state of being extremely high and/or stoned.
ex. I'am so totally turbin, dude.
ex. Bro, you're fuckin turbin.
ex. We were totally turbin last night.
by Stonii McSmokesolottapota July 15, 2011
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Turkish Avalanche

When one cums on a falafel and someone eats it.
Howard is known for giving a mean Turkish Avalanche!
by Nenners January 25, 2009
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