Ben Turco

A huge troll that thinks he is a suave ladies man, but we hardly ever gather evidence of this being true. He spends his days tagging random shit in your photos, hanging out at scary alternative bars, and using bad pickup tactics. But we love him anyway :3

Random party-goer: "Did you just pick up a chick?"
Ben Turco: "Not sure if trolling...."

by Shiranui0929 December 6, 2011

Mass Turbanation

The act of getting large groups of people to wear turbans. Not to be confused with masturbation.

Sam told everyone at school to wear Middle Eastern themed headware in an attempt at Mass Turbanation.

by NickFuckface January 2, 2012

Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Kiss-turbate

The kissing of oneself

So, kiss-turbate!

by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010

turban tipping

the act of knocking a indian persons turban over unexpectedly.

Isabella: What'd you do this weekend?
Kristen: Oh just chilled out, got hella high and went turban tipping around little india: indian cuisine.

by KIKB March 8, 2010

Turban head

An offensive term for an Indian person

The guy at seven eleven: would you like to buy a slurpy?
Me: no, you turban head!
Bob: I'll take two, turban head.

by The man112 November 29, 2014