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turbo deuce

The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf
Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003
mugGet the turbo deucemug.

turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."
by Tom M. October 16, 2007
mugGet the turbo-failedmug.

turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.
Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.
by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009
mugGet the turbo-rantmug.

Turbo Tool

A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool
"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"
by Sloptimus Prime December 18, 2011
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turbo karma

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.
Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma
by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021
mugGet the turbo karmamug.

turbo-Mormon

A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.
My brother is a turbo-Mormon; he couldn't imagine getting an earring!
by logologician December 6, 2013
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turbo shitter

an absolute shitter when it comes to online videogames
also referred to someone who has no hands
"this guy on our team is feeding, what's their deal?"
"they're a turbo shitter"
by destructodong April 6, 2021
mugGet the turbo shittermug.

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