tulip

When the anus of a homosexual man becomes like a goatse and is inverted it sticks out and looks like a red meat tulip

goatse is a nice tulip

by ape coon October 20, 2004

Tulaib

That one person that ate one of their chromosomes in the womb and has accended autism to a new level. Symptoms include using bad jokes/using old jokes over and over again, annoying people without doing enough to deserve to be hit, argues illogically, often needs assistance to achieve anything, and must have such a short memory span that even goldfish are offended.

"He is such a tulaib"

by d1cksuck3r69 January 24, 2019

gold tulip

The act of urinating on a females lips, the ones on her face, duh. Her two-lips. Pee-on-it

That girl insisted that I give her the gold tulip, gross.

by Midnight_tulipr January 23, 2007

tulpa

Brony term for imaginary friend.

"I whip out my dick and put it in her vagoo for my Applejack tulpa!"

by Jacal July 22, 2012

Tilapia

A person who is all greasy and smells like fish. Also used in a shortened form of Tilap.

Wow, Mick is such a fucking Tilapia!

by Xman777 October 27, 2007

Tula

A lesbian who fucks girls and probably has a penis

Tula likes girls.

by jahdbshjcbf August 12, 2021

Tiptoeing through the tulips

It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.

When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.

by ButimDirtyDan March 13, 2022