A person who appreciates the entertainment value of Star Trek and/or one of its many incarnations and:
1) Understands the difference between reality and the crap on the tube be it 'Star Trek', 'The Simple Life' or 'Jerry Springer'.
2) Does NOT dress up as a ST character for Halloween or any other occassion ( but may wear a Nixon or Clinton mask for giggles and grins when drinking ).
3) Does NOT live in mommies basement. (attic, or crawl-space under the stairs).
4) Has had real, live, in-person sexual relations with another living, breathing human being.
5) Would rather sleep with Elisha Cuthbert than Seven-of-Nine.
1) Understands the difference between reality and the crap on the tube be it 'Star Trek', 'The Simple Life' or 'Jerry Springer'.
2) Does NOT dress up as a ST character for Halloween or any other occassion ( but may wear a Nixon or Clinton mask for giggles and grins when drinking ).
3) Does NOT live in mommies basement. (attic, or crawl-space under the stairs).
4) Has had real, live, in-person sexual relations with another living, breathing human being.
5) Would rather sleep with Elisha Cuthbert than Seven-of-Nine.
Leonard Nimoy is not a trekker.
by jonmiguel May 12, 2006
Get the Trekker mug.A chick (girl) who will sleep with any man or alien for a upper lever position on The Star Trek Enterprise.
by Fsmith08 May 11, 2009
Get the Star trek skizer mug.It's the trip you make in a parking lot when you car is on one side near to the store you just visited but the next store you want to visit is ALL THE WAY on the other side of the parking lot.
C'mon kids, we have to make a trans-lot trek. The Toys R Us is on the other side of the parking lot and mommy isn't up for walking that far.
by Mydaho September 19, 2009
Get the trans-lot trek mug.1) A devoted fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation and the subsequent Star Trek series.
2) Does not grok Spock
2) Does not grok Spock
"John is a trekker."
by Jamieson Scott July 5, 2005
Get the Trekker mug.a sexual act in which the guys erect penis is inserted into the females vagina and then the guy lets it sit inside the girls vagina until it goes limp.
by alex p. aka tonys dad September 27, 2006
Get the star trek special mug.yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.
On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'
by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010
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Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.
Trekkie, obviously outraged: Excuse me, Klingon-lover? That's Trekker!
Normal person: Whoa, sorry! Would it hurt for me to say that you've obviously never seen a real vagina before?
Trekkie, sobs: Only Romulan.
Normal person: That's alright, go back to closely examining the 27th frame of the 33rd second of the 17th minute of Episode G-382.
by Alex March 20, 2003
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