Secondhand Threesome

A threesome in which only two people are involved at any one time, but are connected by the person in the middle.

My secondhand threesome with Pence was so awesome. By the time it was my turn again I had fully completed a rubix cube! I feel so multi-talented!

by livewire4800 June 11, 2010

Threesome

what are you!? Well if ya wanna know then ...

IT MEANS 3 PEOPLE HAVING SEX!

Well IF YA WANNA SEE IT IN PERSON THEN GO TO YouTube TO FIND OUT!

Ash: hey guys wanna do a threesome!

Lilly:okay!

Max:...okay?

by Lizzy..! April 21, 2018

Hong Kong Threesome

A threesome, in Hong Kong

I landed at Kai Tak, and rolled right into a Hong Kong Threesome at the Peninsula.

by undiesj October 12, 2011

threesome

A usually careless sexual act that speads the sexually transmitted disease: Trich

She didn't wash off the dildo before putting it into me so now I have Trich.

by Lee February 19, 2005

Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.

Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome

by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013

Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011

Powerade Threesome

(Twosome, threesome, foursome, etc.) When two or more friends share an energy/sports drink so they all get hyper at the same time. Usually used during small gatherings to jazz up the mood if your parents are home as an alternative to alcohol, or as a lead-up to it. Powerade can be swapped out with whatever drink you have to share.

Person 1: Hey, just got a Monster, wanna split it?

Person 2: No, let's grab Person 3 and do a Powerade Threesome.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: It's where you share an energy drink. Just watch. We'll all get hyper at the same time.

*Five Minutes Later*

Person 1: *is hyper*

by SnapshotOfASoul May 20, 2010