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by Albert einstein but more smart November 18, 2019

German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.

So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon

by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009

tomboy

a girl who does guy stuff

j- my dance teacher said i was a tomboy today

b- as in... "mrs. tabor man cut, cargo pants and a hip hop trucker hat"?

by b squared October 12, 2006

Tampon Bucket

A dirty hoe. A woman who's vagina is so big and spacious that it could easily fit a large amount of tampons.

Girl: " You're an asshole."

Boy: "Well, you're a tampon bucket."

by larryjonesthelbm June 22, 2009

Tamponic Rage

When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)

Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.

OR

Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.

Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.

by FothPhro August 16, 2009

temporary set-up

When you break something and you don't want anyone to know it was you, so you temporarily set it up so that it looks unbroken. This way, when the next person touches it, they're under the impression that they broke it, thus setting them up.

Alyssa: So I accidentally pulled out the rubber thing that goes around the inside of the door on Evan's car, and I couldn't fix it.

Jenna: Oh? Was he pissed?

Alyssa: Well, he wasn't paying attention, and I knew Jerry was going to be getting in any second, so I did a temporary set-up and just kinda shoved it back in. Then when Jerry got in, it fell again and Evan flipped his shit at Jerry.

Jenna: Nice.

by freezepop March 25, 2010

Temporary Dyslexia

The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.

<On IRC>

Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work?

* man, wanna, over, after
Sorry, temporary dyslexia.

by Llamahunter September 17, 2011