Toasty Schreiber

When someone has a craving for toast but also would like to take a bubble bath so they bring the toasted into the bath so their toast doesn't burn. Also can be used with a Creamy Geuther.

Will: I really want toast and a bubble bath
You: just do a toasty schreiber

by Bing Chillin March 16, 2023

Toasty Hug

When you go to embrace a friend but instead vomit on them due to consuming too much alcohol the night before.

I'm still cleaning off the chunks from the toasty hug Cameron gave me.

by toastyhug May 5, 2023

Toasty

A toaster stroodle without the sweet sauce, for it is replaced with cum and is slapped violently at a velocity where it fractures the skull and cum goes everywhere, leaving a tasty, hot, cummy mess for Toast to clean.

"Dude, Viper enjoyed that Toasty last night."
"Did Toast clean it up?"
"Of course, he enjoyed the cum part mainly"

by Spidercaxe June 1, 2023

Toasty

Heavily corroded such that something is brittle and pieces flake off.

The car had once been beautiful, but what was left was toasty and too far gone to be salvaged.

by Max015 October 31, 2023

Toastyboi43

Gay, so gay, really really gay. Like if gay was a person it would be him.

Despite being gay, Toastyboi43 actually hates the gays

by SuckMyJuicyNutsUntilTheyBleed March 3, 2024

ToastyJas

ToastyJas is usually an ugly cow with fried oily hair. Her dad sneezes and half the earth hears it. Please help.

Have you heard about ToastyJas?
That bigback whale?
Yeah!

by räts May 11, 2024

toasty toledo

When you shit in a plastic bag and wrap it around your partners head as a surprise. It is usually used as a way of foreplay.

Last night Kevin did a toasty Toledo and I’ve never been more turned on. We had sex all night

by Gurthy June 17, 2024