Toastie

A friend who is always there for people who need warmth, love and security.
They can be highly sensitive too aswell as
spiritual

"What a toastie character they are"

by MeatballToastie2004 December 11, 2021

Toasty

A toaster stroodle without the sweet sauce, for it is replaced with cum and is slapped violently at a velocity where it fractures the skull and cum goes everywhere, leaving a tasty, hot, cummy mess for Toast to clean.

"Dude, Viper enjoyed that Toasty last night."
"Did Toast clean it up?"
"Of course, he enjoyed the cum part mainly"

by Spidercaxe June 1, 2023

Toastie

Taking a selfie while on the toilet, usually taking a shit. A smile is often appreciated when included.

TLDR: Shit selfie

Bro I sent her a Toastie last night. She saved the pic and offered me a blumpkin.

by CatboyChai May 5, 2022

Toastie

An inbred person.

Mick: Your Daddy, uncle cousin is a toastie.

by Kareem me pants August 16, 2022

cheese toasty

when the teacher is coming and you need to change what your doing

Jim: oh lookout cheese toasty

Poile: thanks man

by Dom Jenkins February 21, 2022

Toastie Pie

The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.

"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."

"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."

by ToastiesCheese May 25, 2022

Toasty

A toasty is an incredibly cringe Facebook post

"Aww man, he posted another Toasty"

by Lagomorph May 30, 2025